Miss MLGN

Help and applaud Miss MLGN, the Most Laziest Girl in Nigeria. I have been to the four corners of Naija and it has been certified that no body can take the crown from me, else, how did it happen that I have failed to blog for like, God knows how long? Very simple answer: pure laziness, and when I go absent again for a longer time, it means I have gone for the International Edition of Laziest Girl in the World. If I win, I won’t be on this blog for more than a year, because I will be busy reigning and concentrating on my pet project of promoting procrastination.

For now though, as the reigning queen in Naija, I got lots of prizes which includes four complete seasons of Desperate Housewives, to make sure I don’t have time for anything, like work and books and kitchen, so that I can enjoy the exploits of Gabrielle Solis in DH.
Also got the complete four seasons of Sex and the City on the corner, so once I am through with DH (Desperate Housewives), something else will take my time.
I also got me a PR as a prize also. PR stands for something I cannot give its full name else I will be suspended as queen due to bad behaviour.
Lots of girls were jealous of me when I won the crown, but I only smiled. One has to be absolutely lazy to win this crown. When I say lazy, I mean lazy at every single thing, and I intend to keep this crown for a while, and enjoy my gifts. No pet project picked yet.
I am too lazy to think properly.

Comments

  1. Uzezi,
    Hi! How have you been? You need to update your blog more often. And please dont be lazy.

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  2. Hi,
    Am really disappointed in you Uzezi. Reason being that there are people who get inspiration from reading others. So not blogging could be another way of displaying selfishness.
    So if you want to remain that good girl you have always been, then, fill your pen with more than enough ink, and go back to work.
    Thanks

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