A Day With Jay Jay Okocha

I have committed the greatest crime against myself. My disappearing acts have become so regular and I know you guys are tired of my apologies.

Na work and time cause am o! I dey tour every nook and cranny of Ogun State as if I be Britney Spears. Anyway, I hope you all have been fine. I will surely do my blog rounds. I know I have missed a lot, so na system I go use meet up.

Me and Rock City and Gbenga Daniels are very fine and looking forward to welcoming another blogger down here to rock with us.

Meanwhile, I met Jay Jay Okocha who turned into Mikel Obi. The drama unfolded one Saturday at Ogba. Me and Mr.'s (I avoided typing caveman because I need an appropriate name. We are not cave people. Abi Bible say the tongue is like fire and what we say tend to become reality. We are not cave people o and I am no longer a militant).

Okay, me and Mr. Uzezi's sister. Hissssssssssss Scratch that. Me and Spezzy's sister (Spezzy used to be Caveman. Now we have a name) had just left a wedding in Ikeja to pick up her wedding gown from 'Bride's and More' (no be advert be this o. But for those getting married soon, Bride's and More is where you should go. It's opposite Mr. Biggs on Allen Avenue, and another is opposite Excellence Hotel, Ogba. The service they render is off the hook and the CEO is so nice and attentive to her brides to be. And they have good IV cards too).

Sorry for my rambling about. We left to Ogba to pick the gown, and on our way to the Allen shop for the other things, we met Jay Jay Okocha. We wanted to navigate away from the Ogba road and met this commotion. Fine Boy Agbero and his people surrounded a Bentley. The Car was so fine I couldn't take my eyes away.

We were wondering why they wouldn't let the car go, and my driver said it was Jay Jay Okocha. Now, why that would catch our attention, I don't know, but we moved on and soon realised the Bentley had been released and was coming behind us. Told the driver to park so the car could go before us. I wanted a good peep at Okocha. As we stopped, Bentley too stopped and parked. We turned our heads, stretched our necks to peep at Jay Jay. The driver said, it wasn't Jay Jay, that it was Mikel Obi. So we were still stretching our necks. What is the difference between Jay Jay and Mikel? They are both footballers and earning thousands of pounds weekly abi? And we haven't seen famous footballers before. So we had no way of knowing if we asked for autograph, pounds will follow. It is possible abi?

While the driver quickly got down from the car and walking towards Jay Jay Mikel, Spezzy's sister and myself were waving frantically, giggling like some pikin i don't know. Next thing the Bentley driver's door opened and Jay Jay Mikel got down. My driver stopped in his track. Almost immediately, a chick got out of the car from behind and started harassing Jay Jay Mikel.

We were such mumus that all we could do was get out of there, drive away to finish our business of the day.

The Agberos stopped the Bentley because the car was fine, and they needed coins. It wasn't Jay Jay or Mikel at all. The guy driving had the bushy Mikel's hair, and dressed the part. But he was just a driver driving his madam and her friend, or oga's madam and her friend out.

I'm sure the two chicks would have wondered what was wrong with us.


 

Comments

  1. lol. Good to have you back, don't run on us again.






    For the love of me

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  2. LOL!
    if autographs come with pounds, you know say i have found my new job!
    Seriously, una see Bentley, think say na Jay Jay Mikel! LMAO!

    By the way, how much did Brides and more pay you for saying that it is no ad?

    lol!
    first time here, and me likey!
    :)

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  3. @ For the love of me - why r u anon? anyway. I aint running again.

    @ chayoma - wetin me for think na?
    lol. it really wans't an ad o. I just loved the service and how attentive the boss was to us.

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  4. Hey…hw is caveman..ok spezzy. lol
    LMAO @ The whole jay jay / mikel drama…what if you had already asked for the autograph? LOL

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  5. @ doll - i for just hold my head high and waka

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  6. If autographs came with money. Hmmmnnn...

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  7. *welcome back

    Lolllll@jay jay mikel, but una 4 stil collect him autograph na :-)

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  8. lmao @ jay jay mikel. hahahahahha

    chick, y u know tell me of this shop wen i been dey plan my wedding!!!! my wedding IV was d crappiest of all things i used 4 d event

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  9. Hmmm, hope Brides and more would pay for that advert you did for them? lol. JayJay's the man. Even though he's quit football, my guy's definitely paid his dues. You need to see his club in V.I. Don't worry. You're not the only one doing the disappearing acts. we plenty. Sometimes I wish the day was upgraded to like 36 hours. How you dey> Regards to caveman. Hope you guys kept the cave clean. lol.

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  10. @ blogoratti -
    If autographs came with money i would be rich by now, just in my days of journalism alone and the stars we get to meet

    @ LG - hi, thanks for pulling me back. na ur mail cos this return o. Maybe I was waiting for someone to really miss me. lol

    @ FFF- no vex.Na just this May here, I discover the shop.

    @ Geebee - pay ke? se u no see say no be advert? and se u no hear say or read say the name 'caveman' no exist again, because we no be cavepeople?

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  11. how's work and everything?..good to have you back!x

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  12. @ The poets voice - thanks Hon.

    @ aloted - hahahaha. please shout o

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  13. hahahaha never mind maybe next
    time.

    so the time has come for wedding shopping , all the best I'll be in Naij in August for a wedding to.

    Should be staying in Ogba with my aunt ..tho I want to go to Abuja ..I may check out that wedding shop too.

    Lovely blog madam ..

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  14. LOL! JayJay ko, Mikel ni!

    you and this your disappearing act! u will be fined!!!

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  15. @ Miss FlyHigh - LondonsNaijaQueen - lol. which is ur name? check the shop and u wont be disappointed. thanks for stopping by

    @ bumight - who wan fine me? name the price

    @ fantasy queen - hmmm

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  16. lol!

    Aleesha - blogname
    Not sure if its a girl.

    Saw a zayzee eatry on awolowo road ikoyi yesterday.

    Howz the rock city?

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  17. @ O'Dee- rockcity is fine o. Zayzee eatry? Hmm. I am going to buy them out for sure. my name na my own, and i don even register am sef.
    hope u r doing great?

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  18. Aha! U've returned! Na wa o! Welcome

    How una take know say na Bentley Jay Jay Mikel dey use?

    Make I go buy my own so that people go dey ask for my autograph.
    hehehehe!

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  19. @ NigerianDramaQueen- thanks love. How is pairs?

    @ Enkay- lol. very funny

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  20. ROTFL...
    Chei. If I was that guy, I would have used the attention as an advantage to snatch your heart away from Caveman.
    Ha ha ha!
    How you doing now?

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  21. Severus Snape- na so snatching easy?i dey fine. thanks.

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  22. Yup,ur dissapearing acts have become too regular:)
    hope u feel guilty after u read that again.lol
    funny how i went to dat brides n more and all i saw was dusty gowns and a tired sales girl dat was sleeping.
    lol at jayjay mikel,una no serious,what would they be looking for in abeokuta sef??
    not dat am yapping u ooh...hehehehe

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  23. lol,its zaAzee actually on awolowo road,they sell snacks...food...

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