Zayzee Writes

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I saw death yesterday, but God has better plans for me. He finally made me believe that there is a reason why He has been keeping me alive. It wasn't my first time driving down that road, nor second, nor third.   I can't thank God enough. I am still dumbfounded the accident happened, but to God be the glory. I was driving with three passengers and we are all alive. Only the person beside me had minor injuries and he has been discharged. I am alive and I am proclaiming that the Lord is good and faithful. Let everything that has breath praise the Lord.

My boss forwarded this mail to me, it is so funny and at the same time correct that I decided to share. Enjoy.   MARRIAGE SOFTWARE This is what a guy wrote to a systems analyst (Marriage Software Division): Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources. This wasn't mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialisation and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as "Boys' Night out 2.5" and "Girls 5.3" no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. attempting to operate selected "Saturday Rugby 6.3" always fails and "Saturday Shopping 7.1" runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background whilst attempting to run any of ...

I turned a year older on Sunday. I don dey young dey go o. Anyway, I thank God plenty for the many blessings in my life. For all the testimonies He has given me. For preserving my life and being ever faithful. For the Holy Spirit's guidance and direction when I found a scorpion in my kitchen sink. For giving me the strength to kill it before it hurt me. He never lied when He said He will give His angels charge over me. God has been good. For keeping me sane when Satan tried to attack my mind and belief recently, wanting to steal my joy away. But thank God, because His gifts add no sorrows. Thank you Lord again for your protection all through my many trips on the busy highways with bad roads, and under heavy downpours. You were in charge of my life and being faithful that accidents will not be my portion. Thank you Father for many more blessings. They are much. If I pause a moment, I will remember more. Like that night I was so confused and lost and depressed and You sent the phone ...

"Her mother started to scream in the night. When she got to her mother’s room, she met the woman vomiting blood and immediately, she was rushed to the hospital. Hours later the family was told there will be an operation." I met OG on June 10, less than a month ago. She had come into the office for an interview to fill the position of Office/Domestic Assistant. We interviewed her and decided to give her the job and she resumed work Monday, June 15. She was told to bring in her credentials and referee forms, already filled, so her file would be opened. OG was hardworking all right. If I had any problem at all with her, it’s the fact that whenever she spoke to me, I had to strain my ears to hear her, she never speaks loud enough, not even on the day of the interview. We strained to hear her that day also. The only person OG could speak freely and audibly to was my assistance, D, through whom she came to work with us. I got to the office June 19th and was told by D about...